Sorry, I normally frown upon viral emails, but this one was about chickens.

All I Need To Know In LIfe I Learned From My Hens

Wake up early, stay busy, rest when you need to, but always stay alert.

Visit your favorite places each day.

Scratch out a living.

Routine is good.

Plump is good.

Don’t ponder your purpose in life – your brain is too small.

Accept the pecking order and know your enemies.

Weed your garden.

Protect your children fiercely – sit on them if you need to.

Take them for walks, show them the little things and talk constantly.

Make a nice nest. Share it with friends.

Brag on your accomplishments.

Don’t count your chicks before they hatch.

Protect your nest egg.

Test your wings once in a while.

Squawk when necessary.

As you age, demand respect.

Leave a little something for those who care about you.

Chase butterflies.